nce upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Princess Camille who lived in a magical fairy tale kingdom . . . well, actually it was France but you can use your imagination!
This petite princess was banished to the dark heart of Europe for six short months (seven years and counting so far) where her heart was captured by a dashingly handsome young-ish, muscular, debonair and intelligent Prince with a wonderful luxurious full head of hair.
Then one day while kyaking on the mystic river Lesse this burgeoning love was rudely interrupted by a vicious gang of ruthless nine year old children who mercilessly splashed and harassed the helpless Princess.
In rode . . kayaked . . the valiant Prince and swiftly dispatched the scallywags and rescued her!
With the day won they celebrated until the early morn at the festival of Gent and watched the fireworks in the night sky before tired but happy they went back to their (very separate) beds.